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thePeople has connected.
thePeople: hi there
DM: hello
thePeople: what exactly am i looking, at, and am i in the right place?
thePeople: no i was not
DM: you have litterally not moved in two sessions
thePeople: yes, but i can find my guy
DM: good
thePeople: that sounds bad, not good, I am afraid
DM: ready to begin?
thePeople: yep
DM: The smell of your sweat fills the cavern by evening, but you do not care. You will not take back your oath to stop the madness of god. You almost forget about the meeting tonight when you here voices outside...
thePeople: are you writing more or should i react to the voices
DM: You can choose to react or not
thePeople: I listen intently, staying still, but prepared to get up and strike if neccesary
DM: You see Whisper appear near you...
Whisper: Fear not, these are the ones who come to hear your message...
thePeople: I relax slighlty
thePeople: how do i impersonate without looking at my guy, because i know i could just look through tokens for him, but that will reveal the other guys that will appear
DM: "/impersonate "
DM: followed by your name
thePeople is disconnected.
Inspector Goodfellow has connected.
DM: no, the laptop
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thePeople: im back baby
DM: ok
DM: the people file int
DM: they are tall and skinny, and wear odd clothing...
thePeople: I stand tall, and begin to speak to these people
Whisper: Give them some time. They are as unused to you as you are to them.
Whisper: They are still afraid of thier perils...
Echo: Afraid...
Hunter: Oh, ok, ... is there anything i should do whie waiting? I've never been the best with other people, and that was with my own neighbors
Whisper: Worry not. Some of them already know the wishmaster, and will be a comfort to the new.
Echo: a ladder
Hunter: Very well then, just tell me when to begin.
thePeople: Brian, should i take the initiative, or is there something else you plan to do?
DM: sorry, hold on. I got this, just... stuff
DM: just wait a second
thePeople: ok
DM: The crowd chatters amounst itself, some seem to be talking to you.
thePeople: I wave and smile pleasantly, trying to help them calm themselves and to be friendly
DM: make a cha check
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thePeople has connected.
thePeople: so, you ready to continue again
DM: yes
thePeople: ok
DM: Several of them look to you and plead...
DM: for something...
Hunter: (I whisper to whisper) Should I begin?
Echo: Begin
Hunter: I begin to speak to the people, in a voice as commanding, yet comforting as I can manage.
DM: which phrase?
Hunter: The wishmaster is your salvation" DM: "Fear not, you are saved" DM: "I, too, have been saved by the wishmaster" DM: "You must follow me to fort highpeak" There, we will be saved" The wishmaster is your salvation" DM: "Fear not, you are saved" DM: "I, too, have been saved by the wishmaster" DM: "You must follow me to fort highpeak" There, we will be saved"
thePeople: sorry for that, somethign weird happened
thePeople: i meant to copy and paste once, then delete the dm stuff, but it just entered itself twice
DM: lol
DM: try again
Hunter: The wishmaster is your salvation"
Whisper: They love to hear of salvation
Hunter: Fear not you are saved
Hunter: "I, too, have been saved by the wishmaster"
Hunter: "You must follow me to fort highpeak" There, we will be saved"
DM: The crowd mutters amoungst itself
Whisper: They are unsure. They find it hard to trust, after the suffering they have been through
Hunter: I guess we can only hope that they will trust us.
DM: one steps forward, and asks you something
DM: she seems... to be cross-examining you
thePeople is disconnected.
thePeople has connected.
Whisper: She wants to know how they can trust you. They want to know you are not a false god.
Whisper: Give her courage
Echo: Hope
Hunter: I try to put my hand on her shoulder and i look her in the eyes as i promise her, dont worry, the wishmasster will save you, and I will do everything i can to help you and your people, do not worry, you will be saved
thePeople: I assume whisper translates
DM: yes
thePeople: As i say this, I feel a bit guilty since wishmaster really isn't a god, and i hope that everything will be made clear to these people the second they realaize we are here to help
Whisper: worry not, all will be well
DM: whisper then turns to the crowd itself
DM: it speaks in a strange tounge
thePeople: so then what?
DM: sorry, one moment
DM: suddenly, one of the crowd steps in front
DM: he speaks to the rest
Hunter: WHat is he saying(ç
Hunter: whispered to whisper
Whisper: He says that they must band together, trust you and the wishmaster, and be brave for their salvation.
Whisper: If only you could understand, it brings tears to my eyes...
Echo: tears
Hunter: I put my hand on the man's shoulder and thank him
DM: he nods to you, and returns to the crowd
Whisper: This one already trusts you. He wants the others freed
Hunter: Speaking of which, i still have not heard of what troubles them
Whisper: And if their story did not satisfy you, would you not save them?
Hunter: No, of curse not, Im just wondering what it is, just a brief explanation if possible, though, i dont think you should ask them, I dont think they would like to know that the one promising salvation was unaware of thier troubles, i was just wondering if you could tell me
Whisper: They are ruled by an evil one, much like you. The evil one tells them that there is nothing but pleasure, and they must work for silly toys to live. Meanwhile, the evil one mearly lives off thier labor
Echo: slaves
Whisper: But tomorrow, you will lead them to freedom.
Hunter: Well, i guess its always nice to know your doing some good
Hunter: So, can you tell me what I should do next, or what thier talking about in that crowd
Whisper: It is done, they will be returning to their homes soon to gather their things
Whisper: Some will fail, as the evil one will catch them
Echo: fugitives
Hunter: shouldn't we go help them
Whisper: No. If you are captured, all hope is lost
thePeople is disconnected.
thePeople has connected.
thePeople: should i go to the open road you just made
DM: not yet
DM: first, do you do anything before the crowd disperses?
thePeople: Not realy, just continue to smile and wave
thePeople: i mean, i cant really talk to them
DM: ok, now to the open road map
DM: put your token where the others are
thePeople: how do i move him from the other map?
DM: copy/paste
thePeople: oh, ok
thePeople: oh yeah, did my guy ever heal his health
DM: you heal another 4hp tonight
DM: be sure to ask the wishmaster about it next time
thePeople is disconnected.
Chris has connected.
Chris: which map?
DM: open road
thePeople has connected.
thePeople: hi chris, you must be the other guys whos joining us
DM: remember, you guys share no common tounge
Chris: oh hey
DM: Chris, put your tokens with the others
Tokens dropped onto map 'Open road' by player Chris (Player)
Tokens dropped onto map 'Open road' by player Chris (Player)
Tokens dropped onto map 'Open road' by player Chris (Player)
thePeople: oh so your multiple guys
DM: not quite
Chris: i'm one of three people joining
Chris: ...where are the other two?
thePeople: oh, i thought only one was joining, nevermind
DM: When I said there was a guy joining the party, it was you
Adam has connected.
DM: sneaky
thePeople: very
DM: keep in mind, Adam, you guys don't share a languege
Adam: Who?
thePeople: me and you
Adam: who are you?
thePeople: keenan, you dont know me
thePeople: i also dont know how to change my name
DM: It's an option when you join the server
Inspector Goodfellow has connected.
thePeople: ah
thePeople: i wonder if goodfellow is a good fellow
DM: me too...
Inspector Goodfellow: what
thePeople: nothing, nothing at alllllllll
Inspector Goodfellow: who is the People
Inspector Goodfellow: is that you Chris
thePeople: no, chris is chris, im keenan, i dont think you know me
Adam: Who are you playing?
thePeople: hunter
Inspector Goodfellow: oh ok
thePeople: also, did i ever heal my health
thePeople: thats to brian
DM: untill you find a healer, you heal at your level hp per day
thePeople: ok
DM: putting you at 10 now
DM: anything else before we begin?
thePeople: not really i think
DM: Also, Hunter was the odd one out in the cave
DM: You have seen this one before
DM: The group assembles, with only an odd assortment of belongings, but with great hope
Whisper: Let us begin...
DM: the worm-creatures take point
DM: at the end of the first day, you camp in some hills. Anyone do anything interesting over the night?
thePeople: Do the other players stand out among the others
Inspector Goodfellow: Yeah I was going to gather information about the people we are with.
thePeople: I was going to ask whisper to ask if any of them were healers
DM: Goodfelow stands out then
Whisper: No
Whisper: They have been forbidden from healing themselves
Hunter: Wait, Why?
Hunter: how are people stopping them?
Whisper: Thier master is cruel, and wants them dependent
DM: Ok, what are you up to, inspector?
Inspector Goodfellow: Just gathering information about the people in our group
Inspector Goodfellow: always good to know
Inspector Goodfellow: Like, where they are from, what they want from the wishmaster.
* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 13 + 2 = 15
Constance Stendatem: (have a good cover story)
Inspector Goodfellow: (I totally do)
DM: You get a variety pack of reasons. Many of them you have heard before
Inspector Goodfellow: any of them stand out?
DM: Well, besides mister I-don't-speak, not really
DM: Hunter, you notice him asking around, BTW
thePeople: I ask whisper what he's asking people about
thePeople: also, does he seem to be something of an outsider in the crowd or something of the like
DM: the three other players do seem... different
DM: better dressed than the others
Whisper: He asks what they seek in the wishmaster
Hunter: Do you know who he is? He and those two others over there seem apart from the rest of the people here.
Whisper: No. I do not know all
Whisper: Do not worry yourself so. You have a great task guiding these people
Hunter: Yes, but wouldn't it help to know who they are?
Hunter: i imagine it might get hard to lead people i dont even know
Whisper: You will come to know them in time.
Whisper: For now, simply love and guide them
Hunter: Sigh.. well, i guess i can't really do anything without your help anyway.
DM: anything else that night?
thePeople: not for me i think
Adam: Not from me.
Constance Stendatem: (nope)
Inspector Goodfellow: does anyone seem like they are uncertain about doing this?
DM: yes. They all have fears and doubts
DM: OK, someone move the tokens to that lake in the upper left
thePeople: im at 14 health now then?
DM: yup
thePeople: so anything special happen, or are we just all still traveling together normally?
DM: On the second day, you are running low on water
Hunter: I ask whisper to tll the people to gather water from the lake and then set up fires in order to boil it so that it will be safe to drink later
Whisper: Go to the river, gather the water, and boil it untill it is clean
thePeople: I help
Constance Stendatem: (as do I)
DM: cool
DM: A creature reaches out of the water and grabs a follower
thePeople: I grab my bow and shoot at it
thePeople: when it's my turn i guess
Inspector Goodfellow: I'll shoot with my rifle
DM: roll init
* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: 1d20 + 4 => 5 + 4 = 9
* Adam rolls: 1d20+3 => 19 + 3 = 22
* DM rolls: 1d20+4 => 11 + 4 = 15
* Chris rolls: 1d20+2 => 18 + 2 = 20
* thePeople rolls: d20+4 => 16 + 4 = 20
DM: ok, everyone but goodfellow
Adam: I unsheathe my blade.
thePeople: I shoot at it twice
* thePeople rolls: d20+8 => 15 + 8 = 23
* thePeople rolls: d20+8 => 4 + 8 = 12
thePeople: do both or nly one hit
DM: only one
thePeople: and its not an animal, right
DM: it is
thePeople: oh, ok then, also, i guess mercy will be activated
* thePeople rolls: d8+d6+7 => 5 + 3 + 7 = 15
Adam: What did the animal grab with?
DM: it has about a doxen sticky tendrils
DM: the creature is otherwise dolphin-like
DM: but it dies
thePeople: no, just knocked out because of mercy
DM: right
Adam: what a tease.
DM: ok, next round!
Constance Stendatem: (oh HELL)
thePeople: before the end of the last one, i tell people to step back
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 7 + 1 = 8
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 20 + 1 = 21
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 10 + 1 = 11
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 7 + 1 = 8
DM: on constance
Inspector Goodfellow: Holy shit
Constance Stendatem: (screw you too )
thePeople: atleast only 1 hit, right
Inspector Goodfellow: and crited
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 10 + 1 = 11
thePeople: good point, hopefully it wont confirm
DM: no no crit
* DM rolls: 1d4+1 => 1 + 1 = 2
Constance Stendatem: (lol)
DM: and make a grapple check
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 16 + 1 = 17
* Chris rolls: 1d20 => 17
Constance Stendatem: (WTF)
DM: ok, it doesn't have you
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 5 + 1 = 6
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 2 + 1 = 3
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 10 + 1 = 11
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 17 + 1 = 18
* DM rolls: 2d4+2 => 3 + 2 = 5
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 3 + 1 = 4
* DM rolls: 1d20 => 17
DM: on Iggy
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 13 + 1 = 14
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 20 + 1 = 21
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 20 + 1 = 21
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 13 + 1 = 14
DM: to confirm
thePeople: holy shit
DM: to confirm
DM: to confirm
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 8 + 1 = 9
Constance Stendatem: (jesus)
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 9 + 1 = 10
DM: no crits
thePeople: did the 14s hit?
Adam: my AC is 23
thePeople: sweet
* DM rolls: 2d4+2 => 4 + 2 = 6
DM: and grapple check
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 10 + 1 = 11
Adam: AoO?
DM: no, improved grab
Adam: k
thePeople: the counter check is dex right
DM: no, str+bab
thePeople: ah, then im good
* Adam rolls: 1d20+7 => 12 + 7 = 19
DM: ok
DM: on follower
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 10 + 1 = 11
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 6 + 1 = 7
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 5 + 1 = 6
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 1 + 1 = 2
Unknown command: "rol 1d4+1". Try /help for a list of commands.
* DM rolls: 1d4+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
Chris: wow...
DM: auto grapple
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 16 + 1 = 17
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 19 + 1 = 20
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 1 + 1 = 2
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 7 + 1 = 8
* DM rolls: 2d4+2 => 6 + 2 = 8
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 9 + 1 = 10
* DM rolls: 1d20 => 14
thePeople: wait since that guy moved mor than one space, wuldnt he only be able to attack onc
DM: no grapple
DM: true
DM: ok, you guys
Inspector Goodfellow: my turn?
DM: any order
Inspector Goodfellow: I haven't gone yet
DM: well go
Inspector Goodfellow: ok I'm shooting at the one grappling the follower
* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: 1d20 +4 => 3 + 4 = 7
DM: nope
DM: but you hit the follower!
Inspector Goodfellow: umm...
Chris: welp, she's dead
Inspector Goodfellow: not necessarily
thePeople: wait, how much damage, she might just be bleeding
Inspector Goodfellow: how much health do they have?
Chris: 4
thePeople: then she has9 left till death not counting hte rifle
Inspector Goodfellow: If I roll as low as possible she may still be conscious
DM: I decided the guys with glasses are lvl 2 commoners
* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: 3 d 6 => 3
thePeople: wait, which follower s this again
Inspector Goodfellow: phew
DM: the one near you
thePeople: ok, i thought she was already knocked out though
DM: yes
DM: but she is only at -4
DM: not -10 yet
thePeople: ok then, i guess i can go
DM: but she is grabbed
DM: yes
thePeople: i back up 5 ft, then shoot at both the one grappling the follower near me and the closer one near ig
* thePeople rolls: d20+8 => 14 + 8 = 22
DM: hit
* thePeople rolls: d20+8 => 6 + 8 = 14
DM: hit
* thePeople rolls: d8+d6+7 => 8 + 1 + 7 = 16
* thePeople rolls: d8+d6+7 => 5 + 3 + 7 = 15
thePeople: both are knocked otu then
DM: next?
thePeople: i motion for everyone to fall back
thePeople: and yell at good fellow
Adam: my turn
Adam: attack on creature 3
Inspector Goodfellow: It was an accident!
DM: no common tounge!
thePeople: i cant understand you, and even then i would be angry
* Adam rolls: 1d20+7 => 13 + 7 = 20
Constance Stendatem: (i thnk that one might be self explanatory
DM: roll damage
* Adam rolls: 1d8+4 => 1 + 4 = 5
Inspector Goodfellow: (I infered it from the situation, but I will file that away)
Constance Stendatem: (how much damage does a pistol do?)
DM: 3d6
Constance Stendatem: (wait then what's a rifle do?)
DM: 3d8
Inspector Goodfellow: (oh ok, well, I'll remember that next time I hit something)
DM: go, chris
Constance Stendatem: (5ft step and shoot)
* Chris rolls: 1d20+3 => 7 + 3 = 10
Constance Stendatem: (fuuuuuu)
DM: miss...
DM: the followers withdraw
DM: this is for Adam...
* DM rolls: 1d20+3 => 7 + 3 = 10
* DM rolls: 1d20+3 => 9 + 3 = 12
* DM rolls: 1d20+3 => 14 + 3 = 17
* DM rolls: 1d20+3 => 7 + 3 = 10
* DM rolls: 1d20+3 => 13 + 3 = 16
* DM rolls: 1d20+3 => 11 + 3 = 14
* DM rolls: 1d20+3 => 9 + 3 = 12
* DM rolls: 1d20+3 => 5 + 3 = 8
thePeople: nice
DM: no hits
Adam: (bob and weave)
DM: this is on chris...
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 17 + 1 = 18
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 11 + 1 = 12
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 20 + 1 = 21
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 6 + 1 = 7
Constance Stendatem: (oh fuck me)
DM: confirm
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 13 + 1 = 14
DM: consider yourself fucked
* DM rolls: 3d4+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
DM: and grap check
Constance Stendatem: (at 0 even)
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
* Chris rolls: 1d20 => 4
Constance Stendatem: (of course)
DM: yea!
Constance Stendatem: (zac shall return shortly)
DM: Adam, a squid-dolphin has your wife. what do you do?
Adam: (It's my turn?)
DM: yes
Chris: questions you never expect to hear
Adam: (Do I know my wife's condition?)
Chris: I probably screamed when it beat the everloving shit out of me
DM: she looks clobbered senseless, and is currently being drug into the water
Adam: (Fair enought)
DM: AoO
* DM rolls: 1d20+3 => 18 + 3 = 21
* DM rolls: 1d20+3 => 15 + 3 = 18
DM: aww
Adam: tumble
Adam: well
Adam: nevermind
* Adam rolls: 1d20+7 => 14 + 7 = 21
Adam: sunder
DM: how do sunders work again?
Adam: opposed attack rolls
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
Adam: then I roll damage.
Chris: hah
DM: wait, AoO
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 10 + 1 = 11
DM: nope
Adam: improved sunder
DM: double nope
* Adam rolls: 1d8+4 => 4 + 4 = 8
DM: you chop off the tenticle that has her head, but there is still one on her leg
Chris: shoulda just attacked
thePeople: iis the damage done to its life too
Adam: (what he said)
DM: I say yes
Chris: good question - sunders aren't generally done to living things
DM: it's a living weapon
DM: I think it's creative
DM: Is zac still gone?
Inspector Goodfellow: no im back
thePeople: I then attack the one thats out of the water farther and the one grapling her
Chris: (just got back)
* thePeople rolls: d20+8 => 8 + 8 = 16
* thePeople rolls: d20+8 => 5 + 8 = 13
thePeople: which hit
DM: two hits
thePeople: cool
* thePeople rolls: d8+d6+7 => 6 + 3 + 7 = 16
* thePeople rolls: d8+d6+7 => 3 + 6 + 7 = 16
Chris: we got a badass over here o_o
DM: how did you get that +7 to damage?
thePeople: + 2 enhancement, +3 str from composite, and favored enemy
DM: ahh
DM: ok, inspector's turn
thePeople: i then move next to the unconscious girl to try to heal her since it looks like you guys will be abe to handle the remaining one
Inspector Goodfellow: I'll pull out my dagger
Inspector Goodfellow: and attack the one nearest constance
Chris: you sure about that?
Inspector Goodfellow: (full round to reload)
Inspector Goodfellow: (least I can draw aggro this way)
DM: it's already down
Inspector Goodfellow: oh
Follower 3: Help!
thePeople: wait, didnt that uy already move back
Inspector Goodfellow: who said help?
DM: no, he would have provoked, so he stayed down
thePeople: ah
Inspector Goodfellow: I guess I'll reload then
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 16 + 1 = 17
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 10 + 1 = 11
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 10 + 1 = 11
* DM rolls: 1d20+1 => 19 + 1 = 20
* DM rolls: 4d4+4 => 13 + 4 = 17
Chris: poor sod...
thePeople: why is it 4d4, didnt only 1 crit
DM: the other 3 all hit
thePeople: oh, sorry i thought 11 didnt hit, sorry
Constance Stendatem: Ugh... we need rations?
Hunter: SHIT!
Hunter: I then proceed to move back more and then try to heal the girl
Hunter: so that shes stable
DM: Hunter hears a familiar voice...
DM: roll it
* thePeople rolls: d2-+7 => 2 - 7 = -5
Hunter: oops meant =7
Hunter: +7
Constance Stendatem: (you also rolled a d2)
thePeople: doesnt matter though
thePeople: oh
* thePeople rolls: d20+7 => 7 + 7 = 14
* DM rolls: 1d10 => 4
DM: nope
thePeople: I try again
* thePeople rolls: d20+7 => 8 + 7 = 15
thePeople: oh soorry, porbably should wait for you
God: Look at you... You cannot even protect these people as they drink.
God: I protect my children for all eternity...
DM: ok, she's stable
Hunter: You do not protect them, you threaten them and cause many eternal torment, while others live endlessly in a waking dream as if they were drugged. That is not living, that is merely an endless pointless dream
Inspector Goodfellow: Uh, Hunter?
Constance Stendatem: What's he muttering about...
DM: do you proceed, or rest fot the rest of the day?
thePeople: did we get water?
DM: no, but the buckets are right there
Constance Stendatem: We have 2 people down and a supply of fresh meat here. I say we stay.
Inspector Goodfellow: wow, brutal.
Inspector Goodfellow: I, for one, object to cannibalism
thePeople: I yell at whisper to tell me what she's saying as I grab the buckkets and move back to camp with them
Constance Stendatem: The fish...?
Inspector Goodfellow: oooooooh
Inspector Goodfellow: less evil
Whisper: She says to stay here. They ar hurt...
thePeople: ok, i have also placd the full buckets back there
DM: kk
thePeople: how do i drop her off
thePeople: thanks
Constance Stendatem: (can i coup the fish?)
thePeople: I then go back, and ask whisper what there doing with the bodies
Whisper: They wish to eat them.
Echo: Food
Hunter: Well, i guess theres even a bright side to anattack from mutant dolphin things
Hunter: i then help them drag back the bodies, then i start boiling the water
Hunter: and then try to accellerate the healing of the hurt follower
DM: it's early enough that everyone can heal at double pace
Hunter: ok, do i still need to make heal checks
DM: naw
DM: also, you all level at this point
Hunter: do we gain the extra health immediately
DM: from the new level?
DM: ye
DM: tell me when you guys are done leveling
* Chris rolls: 1d4+2 => 4 + 2 = 6
Constance Stendatem: (YES)
DM: bout time you were lucky
thePeople: I rolled n 8 in reality, can that count
DM: sure
thePeople: sweet
Adam: I'm d8 HD?
DM: I trust my players
DM: yes
* Adam rolls: 1d8+3 => 8 + 3 = 11
Adam: ballin'
* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: 1d6 => 6
Inspector Goodfellow: YEAH
DM: also remember that one ability score goes up
DM: not like it matters, but hey
Adam: does that mean I'm level 5 now?
DM: were you 4 before?
Adam: did we start with elite abilities?
DM: yes
Adam: then yes.
DM: then yes
Adam: cool
DM: everyone make a listen check this night
* thePeople rolls: d20+9 => 9 + 9 = 18
* Chris rolls: 1d20+3 => 18 + 3 = 21
Inspector Goodfellow: Just a sec
thePeople: did we also heal at the duob.le rate yet
Inspector Goodfellow: 1d20+8
DM: yes
* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: 1d20 +8 => 17 + 8 = 25
thePeople: sweet
DM: ok, everyone hears Wisper talk to Goodfellow
Whisper: Good to see you have returned to the faithfull
Echo: Plesent
thePeople: i take it that i understand nothuing
DM: ypu
DM: Zac?
Inspector Goodfellow: what makes you say that.
Inspector Goodfellow: (Sorry google plus stuff)
Whisper: You were angry at us once...
Echo: Frustrated...
Inspector Goodfellow: You wanted my soul before I'd even died.
Inspector Goodfellow: I wouldn't say I'm faithful. But I'm man enough to know when something is bigger than I am.
Inspector Goodfellow: I'll watch, and wait, but there are still things I won't do.
Inspector Goodfellow: I wouldn't call myself faithful.
Whisper: In time, you will see the wishmaster's light.
Whisper: She needs you as much as you need her...
Echo: Love.
DM: they slither off
Inspector Goodfellow: Goodbye freaks.
DM: Also, after direct cultural immersion, Hunter has learned how to speak the following:
DM: Hunter, wounded, yes, no, here
thePeople: cool
Adam: because putting a skill point in Language(Common) would be ridiculous.
Inspector Goodfellow: I assume with a heavy accent?>
DM: of course
Inspector Goodfellow: okay
Constance Stendatem: (from ignorant to fluent overnight!)
Constance Stendatem: (it totally works that way)
DM: with rossetta stone, it can!
DM: for only 9999999999.99!
Inspector Goodfellow: (Micheal Phelps used us to speak butchered Chinese at the olympics!)
Adam: I think I'm done leveling.
thePeople: I ask whisper what he tlked to the inspector about and asked them if they could help me tlk to the other players since they seem to all have some skills as warriors and therefore may be able to be important aides in helping stop god
DM: they let you pick any three words to also learn
DM: (I will be tracking these, btw)
thePeople: name, hello, and ill think about the third, also, cant they just help us talk directly for a little whiel
DM: yeah, they can do that too
DM: also, roll a DC 10 int check to learn each bonus word
* thePeople rolls: d20 => 11
* thePeople rolls: d20 => 14
* thePeople rolls: d20 => 4
thePeople: well, i only learn 2 anyway
DM: good enough
DM: anything else before we begin day three?
thePeople: remember, i asked them to help me talk to the other players
Inspector Goodfellow: Can I talk to the others as well?
Inspector Goodfellow: do I make a check to see if they heard the conversation?
thePeople: also, i slit the throats of the mutant dolphins i knocked out
DM: ok
thePeople: and we already heard it
DM: Goodfellow, you see that they heard it.
Inspector Goodfellow: No for me to know you heard it
Inspector Goodfellow: ok
DM: let's start with goodfellow talking
Inspector Goodfellow: ok
DM: then go to hunter
thePeople: ok
Inspector Goodfellow: You guys have itchy ears huh?
thePeople: also, brb
DM: no biggie, you can't understand this RP anyway
Inspector Goodfellow: I know you can hear me. Don't pretend to be asleep.
Constance Stendatem: What is there to say?
thePeople: back
Inspector Goodfellow: I'm not a part of this cult.
Constance Stendatem: Exactly, we heard you. And from the sound of it, you aren't exactly friends of these things.
Inspector Goodfellow: Oh.
Inspector Goodfellow: Well
Inspector Goodfellow: Good!
Inspector Goodfellow: I... um.
Inspector Goodfellow: well I expected more judgement from an Ordos officer
Inspector Goodfellow: Glad we are on the same page.
Constance Stendatem: Should I shoot you on site because they decided to talk to you?
Inspector Goodfellow: Based on previous experience with Ordos, yeah.
Inspector Goodfellow: Pretty much
Constance Stendatem: That doesn't win us any friends. We want daemons to be the greater evil. Sadly, yes, you are right and many of my fellow officers do get carried away.
Inspector Goodfellow: well, it means a lot that you trust me.
Inspector Goodfellow: so thank you.
Constance Stendatem: I wouldn't go quite that far.
Inspector Goodfellow: and, uh, sorry for assuming that you'd make assumptions about me.
Constance Stendatem: No worries.
Inspector Goodfellow: well, whatever trust you give me, I'm glad to have it. Goodnight.
Constance Stendatem: Night.
Inspector Goodfellow: Don't. Uh.
Inspector Goodfellow: Look I'm right next to you so don't do what you did in town again okay?
Inspector Goodfellow: I don't want to listen to it.
Constance Stendatem: ...I'm going to go to sleep now.
Inspector Goodfellow: Yeah, we should, I'll, goodnight.
Inspector Goodfellow: *I leave*
thePeople: I start walking towards them while still grouped up if thats ok
DM: good luck stopping that awkward moment
Chris: ...are we in formation? o.o
Hunter: Hello (points at them) name?
Constance Stendatem: Constance.
Inspector Goodfellow: What.
Hunter: I ask whisper to say that i asked what there names were
DM: what do you mean? They clearly both gave you their names
Adam: (this.)
thePeople: Oh yeah, i guess what might seem like a name to me
Ignatius Stendatem: Ignatius
Inspector Goodfellow: (So glad that went through.)
Hunter: I asked how they got training in battle since they were supposedly being heavily oppressed by an evil master
DM: ?
DM: who are you talking to?
Inspector Goodfellow: Constance, what is he saying?
Hunter: imm talking to whisper to aske them that
Constance Stendatem: ...you got me...
Whisper: He asks where you learned to fight.
Inspector Goodfellow: Oh, its you.
Constance Stendatem: Eh, I taught myself how to use my weapons.
Constance Stendatem: Not very good with them, mind, but it's always good to have them to fall back on.
Constance Stendatem: (dodges mentioning Ordos)
Whisper: They taught themselves, Hunter
Adam is disconnected.
Hunter: I guess it's a good thing they weren't caught
thePeople: everything that is not overly simplified is said to whisper
Adam has connected.
thePeople: to say to them
Inspector Goodfellow: ok
Whisper: He is gratefull nothing bad has happend to you
Inspector Goodfellow: Oh.
Inspector Goodfellow: Well.
Inspector Goodfellow: Thank you. The same to you.
Inspector Goodfellow: You were quite impressive today.
Whisper: What is admiring of your skill
Echo: Impressed
Hunter: Thank you, also, not too be rude, but, please say you dont normally shoot like that, you seemed to have a confident handling of that strange weapon, but your shot was horrid.
Hunter: also, what is that weapon
Hunter: I have never seen anything of the like
Whisper: Hunter wants to see your weapon...
thePeople: Inspector? you on?
Constance Stendatem: (er... where is everybody...)
Inspector Goodfellow: (Back
Adam: (he's back.)
Inspector Goodfellow: (Dealing with a friends thing)
Inspector Goodfellow: It is a rifle.
Inspector Goodfellow: Specially made actually.
Inspector Goodfellow: And yes, I am usually better with it.
Whisper: He says it is a rifle. It seems to me a foolish, load, and ungainly weapon, but he insists it works well
Inspector Goodfellow: Whisper, I don't know what you just said, but I have a feeling I wouldn't like it.
Whisper: Good night. We should sleep now.
Hunter: How does it work? all i saw was a cloud of smoke and a bang and then the woman seemed to become somewhat hurt?
thePeople: oops didn't notice you already wrote something
Inspector Goodfellow: *Thumbs up and smile*
Whisper: Enough, Hunter. They wish to rest.
Inspector Goodfellow: *Yawn and nap signs*
Whisper: You will spend plenty more time with them.
Hunter: Very well, good night
DM: ok, then day 3?
Hunter: yep
Inspector Goodfellow: Yes
Adam: Day 3
DM: ok, someone move tokens to match the fog I lift
Hunter: ill carry the unconscious woman
DM: kk
DM: other way
DM: that would lead to a town
DM: which way?
Constance Stendatem: Damn, we're on a roll!
DM: it's only been like 5 miles
Chris: carrying supplies and an unconscious body, 5 miles aint bad
thePeople: does quickdraw apply to setting down a body quickly
thePeople: to switch to a weapion
Inspector Goodfellow: How much longer do you think we have to go Ignatius?
DM: uhh, no
DM: you aren't trained in fast body-dropping
Constance Stendatem: Hey, which way do we go?
DM: fast booty-dropping, however...
Inspector Goodfellow: (to be fair, he just has to drop her)
Chris: and probably make her start bleeding out again
Inspector Goodfellow: (Yeah,)
Inspector Goodfellow: (nvm)
Ignatius Stendatem: I wouldn't really know how far away it is. I've never been to the fort.
Constance Stendatem: How about one of the mounds of invertebrates that have been leading us so far chip in?
Whisper: Right.
Hunter: I ask whisper what there talking about as we walk
Constance Stendatem: Thank you.
Whisper: I wasn't paying attention
DM: and that is all for day 3
DM: no events this time
Inspector Goodfellow: Nice!
thePeople: double heal again? and is she conscious yet
Chris: someboy else take over movement, if you will
DM: only normal heal
thePeople: i guess i was too busy too get her to heal double speed
Inspector Goodfellow: (Yeah, totally hard to heal on the road)
thePeople: also, don't you add con to healing speed, or is that only pathfinder
DM: only pathfinder
thePeople: too bad
DM: 3.5 don't coddle
thePeople: thats for sure
DM: day 4?
thePeople: First I ask good fellow how his weapon works through swhisper
thePeople: i mean what
Whisper: Could you demonstrate the workings of your weapon to Hunter please?
Inspector Goodfellow: God I wish you didn't have to communicate through these guys.
Inspector Goodfellow: So a rifle works by gunpowder and shot
God: If only he truely knew me...
Inspector Goodfellow: It is large and bulky to give more power
thePeople: I ignore god
Inspector Goodfellow: And is more accurate than a pistol since you use two arms and stabilize with the shoulder.
Inspector Goodfellow: You aim and fire by pulling this trigger.
Constance Stendatem: Hey, I didn't hit a bystander when I missed.
Inspector Goodfellow: it is accurate and strong.
DM: are you demonstrating, or just talking?
Inspector Goodfellow: (demonstrating and talking)
thePeople: i know im looking intently to wherever he points, but a grim look appears on my face for a second after hearing god
DM: day 4 now?
Inspector Goodfellow: (Is there anything to shoot at?)
Inspector Goodfellow: (I'll demonstrate how to fire)
DM: there are some rocks
Inspector Goodfellow: also, Constance, at least i hit SOMEthing
Inspector Goodfellow: *shoot at the rocks*
Inspector Goodfellow: (do I have to roll?)
DM: yes. It's AC is 4
* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: 1d20 +4 => 16 + 4 = 20
* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: 3d8 => 7
DM: you chip the rock
Inspector Goodfellow: -dr
DM: dr 5
Inspector Goodfellow: And that's how it works
Inspector Goodfellow: the only downside is (reload) is takes a long time to reload.
thePeople: I look at the rock and take out the metal ball that was the bullet and look at it and the gun with amazement
Whisper: Amazing what your god hid from you...
thePeople: was whisper translating all that as inspector talked
Inspector Goodfellow: (I thought so)
DM: yes
Hunter: to whisper yes, its amazing to see how much more advanced the rest of the world seems to be then our people
Hunter: (to good will through whsiper) Thank you for demonstrating this amazing device, Before i had seen it, i would have never imagined that something like this could exist.
Hunter: I still think ill stink to my bow and arrows though
Whisper: He says thank you
DM: day 4?
Inspector Goodfellow: yeah
Hunter: nothing else for me, also, ill brb in half a minute
Ignatius Stendatem: Did we travel through poison ivy or something?
Inspector Goodfellow: Why?
DM: no.
Ignatius Stendatem: My sword arm is getting itchy.
thePeople: back
DM: someone drag them tokens
Inspector Goodfellow: Well, if you need more mutated dolphins to kill, I'm sure there's some out there.
DM: at about noon, you see a small box on the ground
Inspector Goodfellow: That's a box
Ignatius Stendatem: What's it doing here?
Hunter: I ask whisper to ask them if they think the box might be trapped in some way
Whisper: I don't know...
Echo: clueless...
Inspector Goodfellow: I think this might explode
Inspector Goodfellow: you guys should, uh, get back.
Ignatius Stendatem: throw it against a rock or a tree.
* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: 1d20 + 11 => 10 + 11 = 21
Inspector Goodfellow: search?
Inspector Goodfellow: for traps?
thePeople: wow, you can search well
DM: it's a telegraph
Inspector Goodfellow: (high Int)
thePeople: i look at it in confusion, not nknowing what that is
Inspector Goodfellow: It is not important, Hunter. What is important is it shouldn't be out here.
Whisper: He says it isn't important
Whisper: but he also said it might explode
Whisper: I question this one's idea of "important"
Hunter: Wait, what!
thePeople: I motion the people back frantically
Inspector Goodfellow: Is the box rigged?
Hunter: i then ask whsiper to tell him to put that thing down
DM: whisper ran like a little bitch
Hunter: crap
Constance Stendatem: Dangerous isn't the same as important.
thePeople: I look at them confused as to what they are saying
Ignatius Stendatem: I'll open it, for crying out loud.
Inspector Goodfellow: (Is it rigged?)
DM: nope
Inspector Goodfellow: oh ok
DM: it contains a telegram
Inspector Goodfellow: Open it up Ignatius.
Ignatius Stendatem: I open it.
Constance Stendatem: Well, that was anticlimactic.
thePeople: i motion everyone back and glare at whisper a bit for scaring me and everyone for nothing
DM: WATCHMAN MRS CONSTANCE STENDATEM
DM: CEASE AND DISSIST. YOUR MISSION IS UNAUTHORIZED AND UNWARRENTED. THIS GAMBLE ONLY SERVES TO STRENGTHEN THE XENOS AND OFFERS LITTLE IN RETURN. SEPTUM WAS UNJUSTIFIED IN ASSIGNING YOU TO THIS TASK.
DM: ORDOS MAUNASTRA HIGH COMMAND
Ignatius Stendatem: It's for you.
thePeople: i ask whisper to translate the note
Constance Stendatem: And how in the *hell* do we... a little privacy?
DM: it's in morse code
DM: whisper is clueless
thePeople: ok
DM: ok, do you keep going?
thePeople: i look at them and ask whisper to ask what it say
Inspector Goodfellow: Constance, you have a lot to lose.
Inspector Goodfellow: I won't blame you if you follow these orders.
Ignatius Stendatem: Yeah, the telegram was just addressed to you. The two of us can continue.
thePeople: i am still clueless
Whisper: What did it say?
Constance Stendatem: It's personal.
Inspector Goodfellow: Nothing Whisper, Geez!
Whisper: They refuse to answer
Inspector Goodfellow: The nerve of that guy
Constance Stendatem: I've been getting a lot of personal notes lately...
Inspector Goodfellow: Ok Whisper, before you provoke the poor man anymore
Hunter: I sigh, knowing that it wouldnt be a good idea to try to force them to awnser
Inspector Goodfellow: nevermind.
DM: what do you do now?
Inspector Goodfellow: Constance? It is up to you.
Inspector Goodfellow: We could use you here, but you are pretty hurt anyway.
Inspector Goodfellow: and you just got to Ordos officer
Constance Stendatem: Well, do you think we could do our work now?
Constance Stendatem: We don't need them, strictly speaking.
Inspector Goodfellow: (what do you mean)
Ignatius Stendatem: We don't need to stay with these people to get to the fort, I believe is what she's getting at.
Inspector Goodfellow: We... I... uh
Whisper: They want to leave us, Hunter
Hunter: Wait what!
Inspector Goodfellow: No. Nononononon see this is what I wanted to avoid god DAMN it whisper
DM: you didn't understand that
Hunter: I say to whisper to say to them. Is it true, are you going to leave, why, what in your note provoked you to do so
DM: that was in Hunter's langudge
Inspector Goodfellow: (No but I saw body language)
Whisper: Why do you wish to leave? Do you not see lives depend on you?
Inspector Goodfellow: Lives that YOU are just going to use anyway. Don't pretend you care at ALL about these people.
Ignatius Stendatem: I remain indifferent to staying or leaving. Either way, somebody is going to be hunting me.
Whisper: They are being tempted by their old master, Hunter.
Inspector Goodfellow: Stop!
Inspector Goodfellow: No
Whisper: He offers them gifts to return...
Inspector Goodfellow: Whisper, stop talking to him
Constance Stendatem: (I point to Whisper, and say only "Yes is No".)
Hunter: Wait what? You fools, do not believe him, if a man has proven himself cruel and unreaonable, and believes themselves to be above you, they will not stay to thier word, because to them, that would be like keeping a promise to an ant, stay here, with us
Ignatius Stendatem: Of course, if we never got the telegram...
Whisper: He pleads that you stay...
Inspector Goodfellow: Or if you hadn't told Constance.
Constance Stendatem: Because you tell him to. Do not think I am blind.
Inspector Goodfellow: Whisper, we can't. The more I stay, the more I forget just what you are, what THIS is.
Inspector Goodfellow: I don't trust you, I don't trust Ordos, I don't trust anyone.
Whisper: Do you suppose you can run, from everything, forever?
Inspector Goodfellow: I just need to do what is right.
Echo: A child....
Inspector Goodfellow: What was on the train?
Inspector Goodfellow: Why did you all target it?
Inspector Goodfellow: Tell me that.
Whisper: Would you belive me if I told you, child?
Whisper: You didn't question it before.
Inspector Goodfellow: Because I didn't want to hear it before.
Inspector Goodfellow: Now, I want to know.
Inspector Goodfellow: why?
Whisper: Because the wishmaster was in danger.
Whisper: She saved your life, and you saved hers
Inspector Goodfellow: No I didn't. I never did that.
Whisper: You didn't, did you?
Whisper: Do you wish to tell me you were not the one who stole the bombs?
Echo: Liar!
Inspector Goodfellow: You didn't say what they were for, don't you lay that on me.
Inspector Goodfellow: No, I'm done with you.
Ignatius Stendatem: (do I hear all this?)
DM: totaaly
Inspector Goodfellow: You want my soul? You can't have it.
Whisper: It is already hers...
Inspector Goodfellow: And I won't let you take theirs.
Echo: Paid..
Inspector Goodfellow: Then I won't let you take theirs/
Ignatius Stendatem: Is he saying what I think he's saying?
Constance Stendatem: I think so.
Constance Stendatem: What do you think he's saying?
Whisper: Hunter, they speak of betraying the wishmaster.
Whisper: What wants to stop all of these people.
Echo: To enslave...
Inspector Goodfellow: Shut up Echo!
Inspector Goodfellow: (I step on him)
DM: make an attack roll
Hunter: Wait, are you sure, I wouldnt think him to be liek that through his actions
* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: 1d20 +4 => 13 + 4 = 17
Constance Stendatem: That's our cue. (I draw and fire on Whisper)
DM: he splatters into a thousand worms
DM: roll init all
* thePeople rolls: d20+4 => 9 + 4 = 13
* DM rolls: 1d20+2 => 15 + 2 = 17
* Chris rolls: 1d20+2 => 7 + 2 = 9
* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: 1d20 + 4 => 6 + 4 = 10
* Adam rolls: 1d20+3 => 15 + 3 = 18
DM: ok, adam first
Ignatius Stendatem: (I defer.)
Constance Stendatem: We need these people with us. With them, we can win.
DM: Whisper backs off
Whisper: My brother is dead!
Inspector Goodfellow: If we can, but we never will with whisper WHISPERING in their ears
Hunter: I do not know why you would betray us, but i will stop you
DM: Hunter's turn
thePeople: i shoot at constance first seeing as how she seems to be the easiest to take down
thePeople: twice
Ignatius Stendatem: (now, you did it.)
thePeople: with mercy
* thePeople rolls: d20+11 => 6 + 11 = 17
Constance Stendatem: (bye guys)
* thePeople rolls: d20+11 => 9 + 11 = 20
* thePeople rolls: 2d8+2d6+10 => 4 + 10 + 10 = 24
Constance Stendatem: (i'm already out)
thePeople: I just mercied you to death
thePeople: step towards goodfellow to make it harder to charg me
DM: goodfellow's turn
Inspector Goodfellow: Whisper!
Inspector Goodfellow: We the hell did you go?
DM: he's behind Hunter
DM: safe from the wrath of your foot
Inspector Goodfellow: Can I point my gun at him?
DM: sure
DM: but Hunter is next toyou
Inspector Goodfellow: Whisper, tell Hunter, tell everyone the truth!
thePeople: also i switched back to greatsword
Whisper: I did! The truth is that you serve nobody but yourself!
Inspector Goodfellow: Is that so bad?
Inspector Goodfellow: All of you! You think the Wishmaster will make you happy?
DM: no more words: take an action or turn over
Inspector Goodfellow: can I keep talking and move?
DM: one more line
DM: but sure
Inspector Goodfellow: Is what you want worth your souls?
Inspector Goodfellow: I'll move back from Hunter but closer to Constance
thePeople: i still have no idea what is being said, very annoying
thePeople: aoo attack unless you tumble
DM: that's a 5ft step
thePeople: oh, sorry
Ignatius Stendatem: (my turn?)\
Follower: The wishmaster shall guard our spirits for eternity!
DM: yes
Ignatius Stendatem: (I'm going to sunder his bow.)
thePeople: im not holding it, its on my back
thePeople: can you still reach it?
Ignatius Stendatem: (what did you shoot my wife with?)
thePeople: a bw, then i switched to the great sword im holding
DM: quick draw
Ignatius Stendatem: (oh)
thePeople: gotta love
thePeople: it
Ignatius Stendatem: (then I'll sunder that.)(
* Adam rolls: 1d20+8 => 2 + 8 = 10
* thePeople rolls: d20+9 => 10 + 9 = 19
Ignatius Stendatem: (whiff.)
DM: ok, Hunter
thePeople: I switch back to bow and arrow step back 5 ft and shoot ignatius twice
* thePeople rolls: d20+11 => 9 + 11 = 20
* thePeople rolls: d20+11 => 11 + 11 = 22
thePeople: damn your armor
DM: Inspector?
thePeople: i then switch back to great sword
Inspector Goodfellow: My move?
DM: yup
Inspector Goodfellow: Can I sunder with a rifle?
DM: nope
Inspector Goodfellow: *Check Constance's pulse as a minor?*
DM: yeah, she's fine
Inspector Goodfellow: "She's ok Ignatius!"
thePeople: just knocked her out for around a day
Inspector Goodfellow: (yeah but character doesn't know)
thePeople: i know
thePeople: just wanted to say that
Inspector Goodfellow: "Whisper!"
Inspector Goodfellow: "Hunter!"
Ignatius Stendatem: so I'm just supposed to be totally cool with someone attacking my wife?
Inspector Goodfellow: "What, No Bad."
DM: Iggy's turn
thePeople: wait did you sy that to me?
Inspector Goodfellow: yeah
thePeople: or to ig
Ignatius Stendatem: (sunder)
thePeople: ok
* Adam rolls: 1d20+8 => 7 + 8 = 15
DM: you reacognised your name
Inspector Goodfellow: (and no)
thePeople: yeah, and i also recognized no, but not bad
* thePeople rolls: d20+9 => 19 + 9 = 28
thePeople: my turn?
DM: yes
thePeople: Im curious as to what what is saying, but im too busy with the guy attacking me to really wonder
thePeople: move back 5 ft and shoot twice
* thePeople rolls: d20+9 => 20 + 9 = 29
* thePeople rolls: d20+9 => 14 + 9 = 23
thePeople: crit confirmed
DM: aww snap
* thePeople rolls: d20+9 => 9 + 9 = 18
thePeople: and a miss
* thePeople rolls: 2d8+2d6+10 => 16 + 8 + 10 = 34
thePeople: and back to sword
DM: x3 on a bow, m' lad...
thePeople: oh yeah
* thePeople rolls: 34+d8+d6+5 => 34 + 2 + 6 + 5 = 47
Inspector Goodfellow: (with mercy right?)
Chris: day needs saving
thePeople: Im going to shoot you all full with mercy
Chris: you can do it, zac. charge whisper
Inspector Goodfellow: (I was thinking that too)
Inspector Goodfellow: (I can't fire at him though, because he's just a bunch of worms)
Chris: tremble before the giant boot of doom, worm hahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Inspector Goodfellow: (Also not my turn)
Inspector Goodfellow: (Unless it is)
DM: yeah it is
thePeople: yes it is
Inspector Goodfellow: oh okay.
thePeople: so whatcha going to do, whatcha going to do, whatcha going to do now that im coming for you
Inspector Goodfellow: I charge whisper
DM: you could also drop acid on it
Inspector Goodfellow: And drop acide
Inspector Goodfellow: WAIT
thePeople: he has acid, can i buy some off you
Inspector Goodfellow: I throw the acid
Inspector Goodfellow: flask
Inspector Goodfellow: (I can do that right?
Inspector Goodfellow: )
DM: yes, but it's in the third increment, fo rAC 9
Inspector Goodfellow: I might as well charge
Inspector Goodfellow: he has a bow
Chris: trying not to make the obvious joke about dropping acid...
Inspector Goodfellow: I'm gonna step again. never know when acid comes in handy
Inspector Goodfellow: charge and stomp
DM: roll attack
Inspector Goodfellow: 1d20 +4
thePeople: with a +2
DM: why?
* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: 1d20 +2 => 9 + 2 = 11
thePeople: no i mean a additonal +2 for the charge
Inspector Goodfellow: oh so add 4 to that
DM: alas, you miss
DM: AC 14 on this bugger
Inspector Goodfellow: FUCK
thePeople: he got 15
Inspector Goodfellow: no
Inspector Goodfellow: I had 15
Chris: yeah
thePeople: add 4 to that 11 because he put the wrong modiefier
Whisper: NOOO!!!!!!!!!
Hunter: Shit
Inspector Goodfellow: I also lay down my gun
DM: congrats. You killed the only thing that can be an intermediary
DM: Huter's turn
Inspector Goodfellow: I can teach language
Hunter: Im confused by his actions, but he still just killed my only means of communication and allies of mine so im going ot shoot him unconscious since its not thatbad
* thePeople rolls: d20+9 => 3 + 9 = 12
Inspector Goodfellow: Ha
thePeople: does that hit flatfooted?
Inspector Goodfellow: nope
thePeople: ok
* thePeople rolls: d20+9 => 17 + 9 = 26
Inspector Goodfellow: yeah that does
* thePeople rolls: d8+d6+5 => 2 + 5 + 5 = 12
DM: your AC can't withstand mercy of that magnitude!
thePeople: back to sword and 5 ft forward
Inspector Goodfellow: "Hunter. No."
Inspector Goodfellow: I raise my hands.
Inspector Goodfellow: stay still, and look at my two fallen companions.
Hunter: I point at him to trun around and lay down, also, do i have any rope
Inspector Goodfellow: (I do)
DM: someone has some rope
Hunter: i take it from him, then take 20s on tying up all of them using use rope
Hunter: thats how it works right
DM: I think you can do that
DM: the odds are so in favor of the tier it does'nt matter
Hunter: thats basically a grapple check that they have to win against the 20 plus my use rope modifier, right?
Chris: use rope is like disguise
Chris: bad analogy
DM: I know what you mean
Chris: it's like.... point is, you can't gauge how well you did it
Chris: well, unless it's like a nat 1
DM: well, I think this is a pretty sweet stopping point
Hunter: yeah, but i think i can still take 20 since i have time to make sure its perfect
Ignatius Stendatem: (use rope doesn't work that way, btw.)
Chris: agreed
Hunter: oh ok
Hunter: how do you tie people up then
Inspector Goodfellow: well... that was a session.
thePeople: Yeah, sorry about knocking everyone but goodfellowout and then tying you up
Ignatius Stendatem: (DM roll when the knot is tested. ie. someone tries to break out.)
DM: Hunter levels up for taking out the rest of the party
Chris: good, rp'd pvp
thePeople: yay, now im even more op
DM: Goodfellow levels for killing the most annoying NPCs I ever made
Inspector Goodfellow: YUS
Inspector Goodfellow: (Sorry, was gonna let whisper go)